MULLY MULLY MULLET

So I have something I need to get off my chest. I will be making a major change in my life, and it may affect the ones who love me. There is a young man who plays for the Chicago Blackhawks named Patrick Kane who due to his baby face, can’t grow a playoff beard. For this reason Mr. Kane has been putting a lot of time and energy into growing a very sensual playoff mullet. A dear friend of mine made the comment that with a hat on, my hair looks the same as this brave soldier. So after a few days of debate and deep conversations with my support group. I have come to the conclusion that I in fact, need to cut my hair into a mullet to support 1.) The Ragnar “that I will be running in” and also 2.) The great country of England “playing in the Word Cup”. I have made an appointment to make a lifestyle change this Saturday at 9 AM Please wish me luck and don’t hesitate to run your fingers through it when you see me.