Friday, November 19, 2010

Who is to blame?

Well people it's that time of the year again. The time when individuals start letting their standards slip. T-shirts begin to get a bit taller, and jeans start to get a bit skinnier. Kids pull out their 3 foot long sloppy, I mean floppy, beanies, you know the ones they would never be caught dead in any other time of the year? Yeah those ones. This is the time of the year when the kiddies start bringing out their new ski jackets that they are so proud of but the only problem is A- they look like the time your dad let you wear his coat and it went down past your knees, but you still felt it was cool because it was your dads, and B- The fact that they look like they were made from the same carpet the Red Garder uses on their casino floor. This phenomenon is called “Broism” normal innocent kids begin to turn into Bros after the first fall of snow. Their morals get thrown out the window and everyone is left wondering why. Did we the people do something wrong? Am I responsible for this? Who is to blame? I have a finger and I really want to point it at someone. All I remember was watching an old ski film and thinking “Yikes see those flaming hot pink goggles, and I am so glad I didn’t live my prime in the 80’s. Today I look to my left and then to my right on the ski lift and believe it or not there they are again, I feel like im skiing with Dave Marshak and John E Rowland from the 1990 hit movie Ski School.  I will leave you with this: When you see these people, please start taping them on the shoulder and asking who is to blame for this. Someone needs to be held accountable.

Stay plain my friends.
E-

1 comment:

Sharon said...

Evan, you are a weird duck! (I can say that because I'm your Mum!)