But yes, this is another I love my husband blogs. Ha, Kerry it's your fault you told me I haven't blogged in awhile. And we really aren't up to much these days. Just the usual awesome boating days and playing with the pups and playing with friends. So that leaves me to brag about how funny my husband is.
This probably will only be funny to the people that were present last night, but I will share anyways. Last night we were getting the, "you guys are gonna have a surprise baby" which almost made me dry heave thinking of having to take care of another human being, when I can barely manage to shower 5 times a week let alone keep track of another human which would depend upon me. Evan, in his usual witty self, responds," no we are taking extra precautions, we have flash cards of your children by our nightstand that I flip thru as to remind ourselves why we don't want children, and then we sleep in separate bedrooms." By the way, I honestly almost peed my pants laughing seeing the looks on everyone's faces. His dad of course said TMI, which it's true. That was a little much, but Evan seriously cracks me up everyday. (As a side note, we love our nieces and nephews very very much. Sorry to Jackson and Owen who got seriously ambushed by us with super soakers, whoops!) Everyday Evan has great one liners and anyone who knows him you will be on the ground laughing from him. Last night we were trying to sleep and let's be honest but dog gas is the worst. And clearly Torre was a gas machine, so I asked Evan if it was him and his response was,"no I think Torre had a foamy latte, it makes her all bloaty and farty." Hahhaha it's still funny.
Anywho, hope everyone is having a great summer. If anyone wants to come swim, our pool is normally pretty empty!
3 comments:
HAHA! Just think how funny your children will be! I can hardly wait. By the way, I'm not sure how good looking at a "flash card" of Wyland will actually help you NOT have kids. He so stinkin' cute it may have the opposite effect! lol .. oh yeah .. I'm just his mom and completely biased.
Oh well we all know how adorable Wyland is. Um, hello he can say Alta and Torre clear as day. Love Love Love it!!!
Evan can always be relied on to throw out a one liner. Your life will never be boring!
The one thing my kids have in common is their quick wit. When the three of them get together it can be hilarious. We all laugh when someone falls over (really not kind, but we usually stop to make sure they aren't hurt). Re-telling these events is almost as good as living them!
When you meet Uncle Andrew next month, you will discover it came from the Howard side of the family!
P.S. Looking at pictures of any of the Howard Grandkids is no deterrent! Visualize the melt downs, that should remind you!
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