Why I Hate Feet

I have numerous reasons why I hate feet, but this has gone to an all time high.  Needless to say I have the worst feet ever.  They are flat and fat, and just not cute.  My Mom calls my toes little smokies.  That honestly is what they look like if you need a visual.  Since Evan is gone, I only run Alta because I just can't control Torre.  Alta is the perfect running dog, she hates men so she will bark and bark if a guy even tries to approach us while we are out.  Makes me feel super safe, so I can jam to my music as high as I want.  While I was running my foot really started bothering me, but I figured it was the story of my life so I tried to just ignore it and kept on running.  Well when I got home, I looked down at my shoe and saw this:

Which first is really disgusting, and second these shoes are like 2 months old.  Really I had to have blood on them?  Needless to say at this point, I was quite intrigued to see what exactly happened to my feet.  Next step was to see the sock, this was gross as well.

I will spare you all the picture of my actual toes.  Apparently my pinky toes nail grows weird and literally stabbed my poor toe next to it!  What the flip are the chances that could ever happen.  So now my feet are all bandaged.....once again I hate feet.  Mainly my feet I hate.

Nothing else of interest has happened, just decided to gross everyone out pictures.  Happy Wednesday!